Is there anything worse than having the flu during a fucking summer heatwave in Australia?
I think not.
My immune system has gone to shit.
I may have overdone it with the alcohol consumption and festivities this past 6 weeks.
Not only do I feel like shit.
I look like shit.
I haven't even got the energy to shave my legs. I literally sat in the bath last night, looking at the growth. (I usually shave my legs once every 4 days).
But I could not find the energy to use the razor.
I thought: "Fuck it!"
The world will keep spinning whether my legs are shaved or not.
Then I looked at my cunt and it's new regrowth...
I was meant to get a wax today.
Again, I thought: 'Fuck it!'
The world will keep spinning if I don't have my cunt waxed today.
So here I am, with my hairy legs and my hairy cunt full of flu watching the tennis and trying to work on my website.
I was meant to go on a podcast tomorrow which I was so looking forward to.
But I had to cancel because I'm one BIG ugly germ right now.
I hope anyone reading this is having a better start to the week than me. Ha!
My name is Vanessa de Largie.