Physically -- I'm a piece of shit right now.
I'm FULL of the flu virus.
Emotionally -- I'm strong and sharp.
I've been off social media for 56 days and in that time I've turned my ship around.
If ISIS bombs Facebook and Twitter, I will make sure to send them a personal thank-you note.
(Perhaps that North Korean dude with the nice lunchbowl haircut could do it?....)
Social media is an infected wart on the world's arse and humanity would be better off without it.
But if other people want to WASTE their fucking life ... it has nothing to do with ME.
So, why am I even talking about it?
Because I'm human..
and our role as humans is to dribble fecal matter until death.
It's hard to meet an interesting person in REAL life, let alone on social media.
People follow one another, share the same opinions and spend their downtime licking each other's arseholes.
The only flavour their tastebuds know is the taste of SHIT.
And if you've binged on shit for your entire life -- you won't find a strawberry appetizing.
I spent the day in bed, doped up on cold and flu tabs and cough medicines from the Doc.
But I had a ball.
finished another book
completed several new erotic blackouts
did some pornography drawings
practiced some chords and scales on my keyboard
had a bath and fell asleep
It was like a 6 hour deep meditation with the goddess that is CREATIVITY.
But most of all...be PRESENT in your life.
Because death is clipping at your heels.
And the fucker will pounce when you least expect it.
My name is Vanessa de Largie.