Greetings and salutations.
Is everyone worse for wear this morning? Fuck, I hope so!
I started the day right. I was making myself an Irish coffee at 5am.
I have a really weird sleep pattern going on, where I'm in bed at 9pm and wake at 4am.
I'm the ultimate Nana -- I just need a set of curlers and false teeth.
Except Nanas don't have a wet cunt. Or maybe they do?
I have no evidence that nana's don't have a wet cunt...
Anyone banged a Nana lately? I've heard alcohol helps. A paper bag also helps.
Every dry spot is a wet spot in waiting...apparently!
I actually think for 2018, I will aspire to start EVERY day with an Irish coffee. Fuck the museli and fruit. Give me caffeine and a hit with a 40% alcohol content.
My Christmas eve horderves were SHITE. According to my friends, I'm never allowed near a kitchen again. But it was hilarious.
Christmas Eve and Christmas Day were absolute PERFECTION. Lots of yummy, yummy food and shitloads of grog. I spent the day/s playing my musical instruments, socialising, finishing my book and watching some GREAT old movies.
Today I will set out in the same direction. Lots of food and grog. Today's drink is Canadian Club, Tapas for lunch, garlic prawns and jasmine rice for dinner.
Tonight some friends and I are watching the 6th season of Game of Thrones.
Lots of ideas coming to me in this rest period. I am writing each idea down in my diary. But won't act on any of them until a later date.
Here's to living a CREATIVE and indulgent life in the present without the life-sucking DEMON that is social media.
I'm off to practice my chords.
My name is Vanessa de Largie.