I know nothing.
Absolutely fucking nothing!
I haven't watched or read the news since December 1, 2017.
I have no idea what's going on in the world, nor do I care.
I deleted social media.
And I have NO IDEA what's going on in my friends or colleagues lives, nor do I care.
I know nothing.
People will do what they do.
People will say what they say.
Fecal matter will pour out of their mouthholes and arseholes -- like it always has.
But I know nothing.
There will be murders.
There will be tragedies.
There will be cyclones and typhoons.
There will be injustice.
There will be wars.
There will be famine and gluttony.
There will be sex.
There will be greed.
There will be scandals and darkness.
There will be good.
There will be evil.
There will be triumph over evil.
It's a repeat cycle and it will continue long after we turn to dust.
So, what's the point of getting attached to any of it?
What's the point of being outraged?
And the people that proclaim to know SOMETHING....they're the ones you should be most scared of.
I used to believe that "other people" knew more than me.
I used to believe that "other people" had a secret key that I didn't possess.
I was fooled.
Like everyone in this shitfight called life...
"other people" are just doing their best.
People spend their precious minutes looking at a blue and white screen (created by a misogynist) who invented the site to rate women.
They stare at their screens ALL DAY having meaningless exchanges about meaningless things.
Look at this picture of me -- aren't I beautiful?
Look at this picture of my baby -- it just did a poop.
Look at this picture of my bowl of cereal -- I just ate it.
Look at this shitty independent film I starred in.
Look at this status I wrote about how wonderful I am.
Look at this positive quote I just posted on my wall.
Look at my breeding capabilities. I've spat out 900 children.
Look at my connections with the rich and famous. I'm so important.
Look at my new job. Aren't I a superstar?
Look at my 5000 friends who I've never met.
These sites target the lowest common denominator and the masses eat that shit up.
I'd have more respect for someone that uploaded a photo of their hairy arsehole.
Because that's what Facebook equates to...
a stinking hairy arsehole.
99% of people on Facebook would never deactivate or delete their account.
Because they might miss a photo of their mate's lunch.
These are dark dark days in history.
Leave me out.
Leave me out of the news.
Leave me out of the conversation.
Leave me out of anything that is meaningless.
I'm just a tiny speck of matter that exists in the universe.
My life means jack-shit in the scheme of things.
And I'm sorry to break it to you....
your life means jack-shit too.
I know nothing!
My name is Vanessa de Largie.