I've never understood the nine to fivers.
They rise early.
And turn up to jobs that they hate.
They do this day in and day out.
Totally unaware that their life is passing them by.
They don't ask questions.
They don't seek an alternative.
They are the worker bees.
The societal slaves.
A bunch of zombified non-thinking robots.
They would never give up their jobs and follow their dreams.
That would take too much courage.
That would be too impractical.
But if I've learnt anything through my own experience.
It's the IMPRACTICAL people who win in the end.
Fortune favours the brave.
Success favours people who take risks.
I'm incredibly proud of the fact that I've never been a pawn in the system. I will never join the collective.
I have more respect for drug addicts and serial killers than I do for nine-to-fivers.
At least drug addicts and serial killers have passion!
My name is Vanessa de Largie.