 My Favourite artist -- Apollonia Saint Clair *** My name is Vanessa de Largie and I'm a cockologist. Receiving my Masters Degree in Cockology was one of the proudest moments of my life. My studies and thesis have given me a great understanding of cock in relation to self. Below are my random findings.  1.
Men that drink lots of pineapple juice and apple juice have better tasting cum. 2. A cock that’s perfect to suck doesn’t necessarily translate to a cock that’s perfect to fuck. 3. Often cocks that are massive slack don’t increase in size with an erection. 4. Those few minutes BEFORE men blow in your mouth, pussy or arse is the sexiest. That pinnacle of hardness….meow! 5. Men ALWAYS ask me. “What is your preference? Circumcised or foreskin?” I refuse to answer. I’ll take my preference to my grave. Both are beautiful. 6. Men’s self esteem seems attached to their cock. Pretty much every single guy I’ve ever fucked has asked me for my thoughts on his appendage. I perceive men to be dominant creatures. But they seem to require approval and validation from women regarding their dicks. 7. I’m OBSESSED with the bead of pre-cum. Not only do I find it highly erotic. I like the taste of it. The look of it. The existence of it. 8. Many women assume when a man ejaculates he orgasms. But I’ve learnt that men can ejaculate without orgasming and orgasm without ejacualting. It’s all so fascinating. 9. I get much more excited about a cock at the entrance of my mouth than at the entrance of my pussy or anus. 10. I HATE condoms. I much prefer bareback. But condoms are a necessity for health. I’ve found the THIN condoms to be the most enjoyable, when a guy’s cock is inside of me. 11. There have been cocks I haven’t been able to cope with sexually and for a long time I carried shame around that. That I’d failed the poor guy. But I no longer carry shame. If it’s too big -- it’s too big! I'm not going to break my pussy or jaw to accomodate you -- sorry! 12. Cocks are aesthetically beautiful. I like looking at them in person, in porn, in art. 13. Sex tames men to a certain degree. Gets rid of all that aggression. As a woman, it's pleasing to tame a man temporarily. 14. Cocks feel great slapped against my cheek. Turkey slapping is the BOMB. 15. Watching a man wank is so sexy. And as a woman you can actually learn a lot about their sexuality, if you’re tuned in.
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Michael Hadley
9/1/2018 02:23:53 pm
Alas, my cum days are gone. Prostate cancer took that away along with nerve removal, so the only way I can have an erection is by a shot in the penis, or using a vacuum pump. I still can ejaculate, but it is urine (goes off like a fire hose). I can experience an orgasm by having my nipples pinched and twisted. One does what one can. And I can suck cunt. :-) 9/1/2018 11:38:39 pm
Wow Michael. I was saddened to hear you had journeyed though Prostate cancer. You have been through so much. Yet you have such a positive approach to sex and life. TY for inspiring me. xx Your comment will be posted after it is approved.
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