Since I was a young teen -- I've always wanted to fuck Jesus.
To know what it feels like to have his holiness thrashing and writhing deep inside my wet pussy.
And then a miracle occurred, I stumbled across Divine Interventions who create faith-inspired sex-toys.
The artists who create these sex-toys...
kindly sent me some products to review.
The first in line was:
Jackhammer Jesus or J.J (as I call him for short) is a handcrafted, silicone dildo.
He stands at 7.5 inches high and has a girth of just under 5.5 inches.
Although nailed to a crucifix...
Let's not forget Jesus was ONCE a carpenter...
And boy-oh-boy does he know how to use HIS hammer.
Me fucking ow!
Priced at 69 bucks and available in 7 colors. Jackhammer Jesus isn't one to miss!
I give Jackhammer Jesus the PERFECT 10 (out of 5)
If Jackhammer Jesus isn't your style:..
Then why not purchase:
The Grim Reaper
Some Holy Water Lube
Or a ...
Baby Jesus Buttplug
There's something for every sinner at Divine Interventions.
Just make sure you repent with 7 'Hail Marys' after each usage.
And if by chance, you end up in hell...
I'll buy you a beer at the bar!
I am compensated for ALL product reviews on The Victress but it does not sway my opinion in any way, shape or form.