Road Head makes my slit wet.
Forget picturesque scenery and melodic tunes.
I go on cunt-ry drives because I LOVE to chug on men's cocks whilst they drive moving vehicles.
As my head bobs up and down like a meerkat. My pussy dampens and tingles in approval.
It’s a lethal combination of being caught, being watched or being killed.
What a trifecta!
Over the years, I've clocked up mileage and learnt a great deal about 'giving head' in a speeding car.
Today, I'm sharing some of the lessons I've learnt.
TIE YOUR HAIR UP!
I have very long hair that is nearing my waistline.
If you have long hair as well -- put your hair in a ponytail or bun before participating in road head.
There's nothing worse than being a 'Cousin Itt' whilst hoovering a dick.
Your hair shouldn't be a concern. Clear your work space immediately.
UNZIPPED AND HARD
His dick should be like granite before you begin.
I give a handjob whilst fingering myself with my feet on the dashboard.
You don't wanna spend your time fussing with a zip or slack cock. That's moronic!
Being unprepared isn't 'road head', it's 'road kill'.
LAYER THE DRIVING CONSOLE WITH YOUR CLOTHES
Road Head extraordinaires know what I'm on about!
I've experienced bruising over the years through attending to men's erections in CARS.
On my tummy, on my pelvis and on my ribs -- ouchies!!!
Take your clothes off and cushion the driving console with layers, it will soften the blow, (pardon the pun).
You can thank me later!
Speed humps are problematic to the 'road head' enthusiast. They're an occupational hazard.
Just do your best not to swallow or injure his cock!
I'm a swallower. So wipe-up isn't a problemo for me.
But if you're not -- be sure to keep tissues in the glovebox when going on road adventures.
Otherwise there will be a BIG cloudy mess that you'll have to clean up . Meow.
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