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All books are rated by the orgasm system:
5 stars = Multi-Orgasmic
4 stars = The Big O
3 stars = A single moan
2 stars = Edging but no release
1 star = Should have left my panties on
RATING: A Single Moan
This is a very short book.
And it gets negative reviews on both Goodreads and Amazon.
BUT... I enjoyed it.
I consumed it with a glass of wine in the bath one night this week.
Admittedly, I've never read a book on Oil Painting, so I have nothing to compare it to.
It's like only experiencing ONE DICK. And thinking that it's good because you haven't experienced other dicks.
I bought some oil paints about 3 years ago.
I bought Langridge paints ...
(which is the Bentley of all oil paints -- definitely not necessary for a beginner).
I booked into these posh art classes that cost me a lung and a kidney. And I left after three classes.
I didn't get on with the teacher. She was awful.
A real right/wrong kind of person. She would stand behind me as I was painting and bark orders like an angry dog.
I felt like beating her up with my paintbrush.
She criticised my moon!!!!
She said the moon I painted was WRONG.
How can my beautiful moon be wrong?
Creativity can't be wrong.
We are all 100% unique as is our self expression.
I can paint the moon as a rectangular shaped box if that's how I perceive it to be.
So, I took my moon and never returned to her art classes again.
I will teach MYSELF how to oil paint in privacy. My mistakes will be my own. My joy will be my own. There will be no wrongs or rights. Just what IS.
But thank you for your book Tiffany Wentworth.
It's just what I needed as an introduction to my ongoing journey.
My name is Vanessa de Largie. When I'm not fucking, you'll find me reading.