My girlfriends jokingly label me a cockologist. On that note, time for a bit of role-play.
Receiving my Masters Degree in Cockology was one of the proudest moments of my life. My studies have given me a greater understanding of cock. Below are my random findings.
Men that drink lots of pineapple juice and apple juice have sweeter tasting cum.
A cock that's perfect to suck doesn't necessarily translate to a cock that's perfect to fuck.
Often cocks that are massive slack don't increase in size with an erection.
Those few seconds before a man blows his load is the sexiest. That pinnacle of hardness. Meow.
Men ALWAYS ask me. What is your preference, cut or uncut? I refuse to answer. I'll take my preference to my grave. All cocks are beautiful.
Men's self-esteem is attached to their cock, (even though many will dispute this). The most EGOIC male in the world -- needs validation from women about his appendage. A good point for women to remember when dealing with arseholes!
I am obsessed with the bead of pre-cum. Not only do I find it highly erotic. I like the taste of it. The look of it. The existence of it.
Many women assume when a man ejaculates, he orgasms. I've learnt that men can ejaculate without orgasming and orgasm without ejaculating. It's totally fascinating!
A cock at the entrance of my mouth excites me more than a cock at the entrance of my arse or pussy.
Thin condoms feel the most enjoyable for MOST women. It's the closest to bareback a woman is going to get.
My name is Vanessa de Largie and I'm the sex-columnist at Maxim Magazine. The Victress is my sex blog. You won't find political correctness or romantic bullshit here.