The Satisfyer Pro Penguin was kindly sent to me by Nikki Darling. This was my first time using a Satisfyer and I was excited, after hearing so much applause.
The penguin arrived in discreet Australia Post packaging. Inside, was a beautifully wrapped parcel with a personalised note and a 'Nikki Darling' pin, promoting sex-positivity. (Which I thought was a really nice touch)!
Dressed to the nines in a hot pink bow-tie, the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is cute and adorable.
His silicone body feels lusciously smooth and is a pleasure to hold whilst self-pleasuring.
The Satisfyer is a QUIET little Penguin. He does tend to get excited and make noise underwater.
Because it's a tough gig breathing through your nose!
The Satisfyer Pro Penguin stands at almost 11 cm's tall. He functions via the white button on his belly.
He's 100% waterproof like any fair dinkum penguin should be!
I was desperate to know how the Penguin would feel to me personally. I had read various opinions online about the product. With many comparing the penguin with cunnilingus. MEOW.
After charging my stylish new friend via my laptop usb -- it was time to run a bath, pour a wine and FINALLY discover what all these orgasmic females were raving about...
Using the Satisfyer Pro Penguin is pretty straightforward.
The Satisfyer array of products (from Germany) work via air pulse, non touch (suction type) technology.
I wouldn't really say that the Pro Penguin feels like oral sex. Actually, the feeling is pretty indescribable. But oh-so-pleasurable!
Within two minutes of using the Pro Penguin, I was orgasming like a mofo. Impressive! On the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 22nd time using the Pro Penguin, I was having mind-blowing multiple orgasms.
The penguin makes me climax on every single use. And coupled with a g-spot toy. My knees buckle and my toes curl.
THE BATH TIME VERDICT:
For women who primarily use their sex-toys during bath time like me. YOU WILL ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS TOY! In true penguin-style he performs underwater, better than any other toy I have ever used.
THE NON BATH TIME VERDICT:
It is suggested that one uses lube on their clitoris to make the 'Pro Penguin experience' more pleasurable -- I strongly disagree. I have used the toy numerous times with lube and without. And I personally prefer it au naturale.
My newest best buddy -- Mr Satisfyer Pro Penguin, goes to work on my anatomy every evening, as I sit sipping a glass of wine. And I don't intend to give him a boot to the curb anytime soon.
To purchase this fabulous specimen of a penguin for just $90.00 AUD.
Head to the wonderful Nikki Darling website now.
I am giving the Satisfyer Pro Penguin
5 stars (out of 5)
Easy to clean
Functions: 11 pulse settings
Style: Strong, pressure wave stimulation
Power source: USB Rechargeable (charger included)
Other details: Waterproof
I am compensated for ALL product reviews on The Victress but it does not sway my opinion in any way, shape or form.
My name is Vanessa de Largie and I'm the sex-columnist at Maxim Magazine. The Victress is my sex blog. You won't find political correctness or romantic bullshit here.