Jackhammer Jesus or J.J (as I call him for short) is a handcrafted, silicone dildo. He stands at 7.5 inches high and has a girth of just under 5.5 inches.
Although nailed to a crucifix, let's not forget Jesus was ONCE a carpenter. And boy-oh-boy does he know how to use HIS hammer. Me fucking ow!
Priced at 69 bucks and available in 7 colors. Jackhammer Jesus isn't one to miss! I give Jackhammer Jesus the PERFECT 10 (out of 5)
If Jackhammer Jesus isn't your style:..
Then why not purchase:
The Grim Reaper
Some Holy Water Lube
Or a ...
Baby Jesus Buttplug
There's something for every sinner at Divine Interventions. Just make sure you repent with 7 'Hail Marys' after each usage.
And if by chance, you end up in hell, I'll buy you a beer at the bar!
I am compensated for ALL product reviews on The Victress but it does not sway my opinion in any way, shape or form.
My name is Vanessa de Largie and I'm the sex-columnist at Maxim Magazine. The Victress is my sex blog. You won't find political correctness or romantic bullshit here.